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Subiect: Citate preferate? Mar Feb 28, 2012 6:40 am

Care sunt citatele/pesterlog-urile tale favorite? Îndeasă-le aici.

CG: HERE IS MY SHIT, AND YET IT REMAINS UNFLIPPED.
CG: JUST SITTING THERE ON THE SKILLET, GETTING BURNED ON ONE SIDE.
CG: IT'S A MIRACLE.

TT: If you're trying to get his goat, you should know he only stocks the animal in the first place for ironic purposes.

“But what are friends for if they can’t smooch each others butchered corpses when the need arises?”

CG: I JUST GOT DONE ERUPTING A WHOLE VOLCANO OF MERCILESS FUCK YOU ON THE PRIMITIVE VILLAGE LOCATED SQUARELY ON YOUR CROTCH.

TA: iif you cant fiigure 2hiit out by fuckiing around you dont belong near computer2

GC: JOHN 1TS M3 4G41N
EB: who?
EB: oh, that's right...
EB: the leetspeaking blind one.
EB: go away!
GC: JOHN DONT M4K3 FUN OF MY H4ND1C4P
EB: which one, the blindness or the leetspeak.
GC: 1 4M S3NS1T1VE 4BOUT BOTH

Subiect: Re: Citate preferate? Vin Mar 16, 2012 8:00 am

CCG: HEY ASSHOLE
CCG: CONSIDER OUR "PACT" OVER
PCA: wwevve got a pact
CCG: NOT ANYMORE
CCG: YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
CCG: PAST YOU, PRESENT YOU, FUTURE YOU
CCG: AND ABOVE ALL, UGLY SCARFNECKED DOUCHEBAG HIPSTER YOU

Subiect: Re: Citate preferate? Vin Mar 16, 2012 8:20 am

Also

GC: (1 4M ONLY PR3T3ND1NG TO TH1NK TH3R3 1S 4NY CH4NC3 1T W4S NOT VR1SK4, B3C4US3 OTH3RW1S3 1T WOULD B3 NO FUN)

Subiect: Re: Citate preferate? Vin Mar 16, 2012 8:51 am

Milcseic Buseu a scris:: Also

GC: (1 4M ONLY PR3T3ND1NG TO TH1NK TH3R3 1S 4NY CH4NC3 1T W4S NOT VR1SK4, B3C4US3 OTH3RW1S3 1T WOULD B3 NO FUN)

Asta e singura parte din Homestuck în care nu mi-a plăcut Terezi. Nu e ca ea să se lase influenţată de rivalităţi and shit like that şi să tragă concluzii aiurea, da' for some reason a tot dat înainte că Vriska i-a omorât pe toţi .__.

Subiect: Re: Citate preferate? Vin Mar 16, 2012 8:56 am

Muflă a scris:

Milcseic Buseu a scris:: Also

GC: (1 4M ONLY PR3T3ND1NG TO TH1NK TH3R3 1S 4NY CH4NC3 1T W4S NOT VR1SK4, B3C4US3 OTH3RW1S3 1T WOULD B3 NO FUN)

Asta e singura parte din Homestuck în care nu mi-a plăcut Terezi. Nu e ca ea să se lase influenţată de rivalităţi and shit like that şi să tragă concluzii aiurea, da' for some reason a tot dat înainte că Vriska i-a omorât pe toţi .__.

Whelp, chiar mi-am dat seama de asta...I mean, really? Sa guste sangele? Oh, c'mon.

Subiect: Re: Citate preferate? Vin Mar 16, 2012 9:08 am

Gustatul sângelui nu mi se pare ceva anormal din moment ce tipa e oarbă şi se bazează pe celelalte simţuri...

Subiect: Re: Citate preferate? Vin Mar 16, 2012 9:11 am

Muflă a scris:: Gustatul sângelui nu mi se pare ceva anormal din moment ce tipa e oarbă şi se bazează pe celelalte simţuri...

Eu ma refeream la Vriska

Subiect: Re: Citate preferate? Vin Mar 16, 2012 9:18 am

Milcseic Buseu a scris:

Muflă a scris:: Gustatul sângelui nu mi se pare ceva anormal din moment ce tipa e oarbă şi se bazează pe celelalte simţuri...

Eu ma refeream la Vriska

Wait. Când şi cui i-a gustat Vriska sângele? O_o

Subiect: Re: Citate preferate? Vin Mar 16, 2012 9:24 am

Muflă a scris:

Milcseic Buseu a scris:

Muflă a scris:: Gustatul sângelui nu mi se pare ceva anormal din moment ce tipa e oarbă şi se bazează pe celelalte simţuri...

Eu ma refeream la Vriska

Wait. Când şi cui i-a gustat Vriska sângele? Citate preferate? 2907559942

Nuuuuuuuu...Dupa ce Eridan le omoara pe Feferi si "pe" Kanaya, Terezi se intoarce in laborator si vede urme de dinti pe gatul fetei-peste. Si zicea ceva de blood tasting...yknow?

Nu ma judeca gresit, recitesc actul 5.2

Subiect: Re: Citate preferate? Vin Mar 16, 2012 9:30 am

Milcseic Buseu a scris:

Muflă a scris:

Milcseic Buseu a scris:

Muflă a scris:: Gustatul sângelui nu mi se pare ceva anormal din moment ce tipa e oarbă şi se bazează pe celelalte simţuri...

Eu ma refeream la Vriska

Wait. Când şi cui i-a gustat Vriska sângele? Citate preferate? 2907559942

Nuuuuuuuu...Dupa ce Eridan le omoara pe Feferi si "pe" Kanaya, Terezi se intoarce in laborator si vede urme de dinti pe gatul fetei-peste. Si zicea ceva de blood tasting...yknow?

Aaa...

Subiect: Re: Citate preferate? Vin Mar 16, 2012 11:50 pm

KARKAT: EVERYBODY OUT OF THE GODDAMN WAY.
KARKAT: I GOT A LAB FULL OF HUMANS, A MOUTH FULL OF YELLING, AND A TORTURED PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE FULL OF TOTALLY HYSTERICAL EMOTIONS AND UNAIRED GRIEVANCES AT PRACTICALLY EVERYBODY.

Subiect: Re: Citate preferate? Lun Mar 19, 2012 5:09 am

DAVE: karkat whoa man what are you doing
DAVE: why are you drawing all these human dicks
DAVE: how do you even know what they look like what have you been watching??
KARKAT: I'M NOT DRAWING THOSE!!!!!!!
KARKAT: YOU'RE MAKING ME DRAW THEM, STOP THAT.
DAVE: no way
DAVE: this book is now like
DAVE: our fight fueled ouija board of cock
KARKAT: ARGH... STOP!
KARKAT: DON'T
KARKAT: NO FUCK
KARKAT: OK NO
KARKAT: YOU DREW THAT ONE
KARKAT: YOU DREW THAT ONE!!!!
KARKAT: DON'T PRETEND YOU DIDN'T!
DAVE: are you sure man
DAVE: thats the spooky thing about penis ouija you can never be sure who did the dicks
DAVE: was it you or me or maybe a ghoooost???
KARKAT: FUUUUUUUCK LET GO OF ME!
DAVE: gimme the pen
KARKAT: NO
DAVE: yes
KARKAT: NO
DAVE: yes
KARKAT: FINE TAKE IT!
DAVE: no
KARKAT: WHAT??
DAVE: were still drawing
KARKAT: LET GO
DAVE: are you kidding this is a fucking masterpiece we have to see this through
KARKAT: I'M TRYING TO LET GO OF THE STUPID PEN BUT YOU WON'T LET ME
DAVE: we are in the shit now
DAVE: we are motherfuckin entrenched in this bitch
KARKAT: YOU CRAZY FUCK
DAVE: were running out of room rose can you turn the page for us
KARKAT: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

KARKAT: THIS ALTERCATION IS BECOMING UNCOMFORTABLY PHYSICAL, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
DAVE: what are you talking about
KARKAT: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
DAVE: shut up and draw another penis

DAVE: stop biting my cape
KARKAT: FUFCK NYOUF

Subiect: Re: Citate preferate? Lun Mar 26, 2012 5:20 am

AG: Oh, I know.
AG: May8e I'll mindjack some random chump and send him to your hive so he can read my messages to you out loud!
AG: What a perfect solution. He can 8e your assisted living slave.
AG: I would have had the perfect candid8 all lined up, 8ut he recently lost the use of his legs unfortun8ly. Oh well, I'll just roll with the punches like I always do and find someone
else.
AG: Just say the word, and I'll make him dowhatever you want! Read my awesome notes to you, hang some more plush dragons from your tree, pre-chew your food........
AG: Well, may8e not pre-chew it, since I didn't exactly knock your teeth out, did I?
AG: May8e more like pre-look-at your food, to make sure there are 8ugs in it.

Subiect: Re: Citate preferate? Lun Mar 26, 2012 5:40 am

Milcseic Buseu a scris:: AG: Oh, I know.
AG: May8e I'll mindjack some random chump and send him to your hive so he can read my messages to you out loud!
AG: What a perfect solution. He can 8e your assisted living slave.
AG: I would have had the perfect candid8 all lined up, 8ut he recently lost the use of his legs unfortun8ly. Oh well, I'll just roll with the punches like I always do and find someone
else.
AG: Just say the word, and I'll make him dowhatever you want! Read my awesome notes to you, hang some more plush dragons from your tree, pre-chew your food........
AG: Well, may8e not pre-chew it, since I didn't exactly knock your teeth out, did I?
AG: May8e more like pre-look-at your food, to make sure there are 8ugs in it.

Huuuuuuuuge 8itch. Dar. Mă gândeam la o chestie. Dacă Aranea aia zice că e ancestoarea Vriskăi, dar într-un fel şi ancestoarea lui Terezi, asta-nseamnă că Vriska şi Tez sunt un fel de surori, right? Da' ce vreau eu să aflu e cu cine dracu a fost făcută fiecare. Şi în ce fel de relaţie. Are cineva vreo teorie?

Subiect: Re: Citate preferate? Lun Mar 26, 2012 7:13 am

Muflă a scris:

Milcseic Buseu a scris:: AG: Oh, I know.
AG: May8e I'll mindjack some random chump and send him to your hive so he can read my messages to you out loud!
AG: What a perfect solution. He can 8e your assisted living slave.
AG: I would have had the perfect candid8 all lined up, 8ut he recently lost the use of his legs unfortun8ly. Oh well, I'll just roll with the punches like I always do and find someone
else.
AG: Just say the word, and I'll make him dowhatever you want! Read my awesome notes to you, hang some more plush dragons from your tree, pre-chew your food........
AG: Well, may8e not pre-chew it, since I didn't exactly knock your teeth out, did I?
AG: May8e more like pre-look-at your food, to make sure there are 8ugs in it.

Huuuuuuuuge 8itch. Dar. Mă gândeam la o chestie. Dacă Aranea aia zice că e ancestoarea Vriskăi, dar într-un fel şi ancestoarea lui Terezi, asta-nseamnă că Vriska şi Tez sunt un fel de surori, right? Da' ce vreau eu să aflu e cu cine dracu a fost făcută fiecare. Şi în ce fel de relaţie. Are cineva vreo teorie?

Redfang. Mindglare. Kindfang. Seems legit...
Eu cred ca e o combinatie alternata intre Redglare si Mindfang. Nu aparuse in jurnalul lui Mindfang nimic despre asta... Probabil ca zgarietura a alterat trollii... idk

Subiect: Re: Citate preferate? Lun Mar 26, 2012 8:36 am

Eipăl a scris:

Muflă a scris:

Milcseic Buseu a scris:: AG: Oh, I know.
AG: May8e I'll mindjack some random chump and send him to your hive so he can read my messages to you out loud!
AG: What a perfect solution. He can 8e your assisted living slave.
AG: I would have had the perfect candid8 all lined up, 8ut he recently lost the use of his legs unfortun8ly. Oh well, I'll just roll with the punches like I always do and find someone
else.
AG: Just say the word, and I'll make him dowhatever you want! Read my awesome notes to you, hang some more plush dragons from your tree, pre-chew your food........
AG: Well, may8e not pre-chew it, since I didn't exactly knock your teeth out, did I?
AG: May8e more like pre-look-at your food, to make sure there are 8ugs in it.

Huuuuuuuuge 8itch. Dar. Mă gândeam la o chestie. Dacă Aranea aia zice că e ancestoarea Vriskăi, dar într-un fel şi ancestoarea lui Terezi, asta-nseamnă că Vriska şi Tez sunt un fel de surori, right? Da' ce vreau eu să aflu e cu cine dracu a fost făcută fiecare. Şi în ce fel de relaţie. Are cineva vreo teorie?

Redfang. Mindglare. Kindfang. Seems legit...
Eu cred ca e o combinatie alternata intre Redglare si Mindfang. Nu aparuse in jurnalul lui Mindfang nimic despre asta... Probabil ca zgarietura a alterat trollii... idk

Nu cred că ai înţeles ce vreau să spun.

Subiect: Re: Citate preferate? Lun Apr 30, 2012 1:45 am

TT: Do you want me to tell you how your breath smells?
Horny

TT: You are being so lame, I don't care if I'm a figment of your imagination or not, I can't take this bullshit.
TT: Either you get your shit together and put the moves on this dead space vixen or I start fucking with your cortex and make you pop a dream boner.

De ce copiile/proiecţiile lui Dirk mă fac să râd mereu şi real Dirk niciodată?

Subiect: Re: Citate preferate? Mar Mai 01, 2012 1:17 am

TT: Sorry Jake. The plan's in motion.
TT: Next stop, Boner City.
GT: SO THAT WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG???
GT: TO GIVE ME A BONER???
TT: And you
TT: ...
TT: ...
TT: ...
TT: ...
TT: Got one.
GT: YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
GT: OH...
GT: OH TEE HEE A FALSE ALARM I SEE VERY FUNNY COOL GUY!
GT: I THINK YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT!
GT: YOURE BLUFFING YOU DONT EVEN HAVE THE POWER TO GIVE ME A PHANTASMAL ERECTION!

Scuze ca nu e scris cu culorile specifice lui Jake si Dirk Citate preferate? 2676598196

...dar asta a fost funny Citate preferate? 1173714633

Subiect: Re: Citate preferate? Mar Mai 01, 2012 10:12 am

Danuta a scris:: Scuze ca nu e scris cu culorile specifice lui Jake si Dirk ...dar asta a fost funny

Meh, oricum culoarea lui Dirk nu se-nţelege prea bine cu background-ul. And yup, I think that was the funniest part... mărog, după datul iepuraşilor şi faza cu "ouija board of cock"

Subiect: Re: Citate preferate? Joi Mai 03, 2012 3:21 am

GC: BY3!
GC: <3
CG: BYE

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CG: <3

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Subiect: Re: Citate preferate? Joi Mai 03, 2012 12:04 pm

Madotsuki a scris:: GC: BY3!
GC: <3
CG: BYE

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CG: <3

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Subiect: Re: Citate preferate? Vin Mai 04, 2012 5:17 am

GC: M4YB3 YOU FORGOT
GC: 1 WOULDNT BL4M3 YOU S1NC3 TH3R3 H4S B33N 4 LOT TO K33P TR4CK OF
GC: BUT H3R3 1S HOW 1T W3NT DOWN
GC: YOU W3R3 STRUTT1NG 4ROUND 1N YOUR D3L1C1OUS K1W1 31GHT B4LL SU1T 4ND RUNN1NG YOUR FR3SH MOUTH 4S USU4L
GC: durp yo terezi sup sup gotta beat john gotta beat john
GC: hes got a long hood and he does wind, how can i get powers too?
GC: oops red is how i talk, my bad
GC: OH MY GOD...
GC: D4V3 TH1S 1S SO D3C4D3NT
GC: WHY D1DNT YOU 3V3R T3LL M3 HOW 4M4Z1NG 1T 1S TO TYP3 L1K3 TH1S
GC: 1 4LMOST C4NT H4NDL3 1T >:o
TG: ok stop that shit is probably like crack to you
TG: im not going to stand by and watch you fall prey to your own wild cherry apeshit apocalypse
GC: OK >:[

Subiect: Re: Citate preferate? Joi Mai 17, 2012 11:11 pm

GG: You see, I was just the target of another assassination attempt.
TG: @@@
TG: fuck*!!!
GG: Two, in fact! One here in the real world, as I attempted to retrieve the mail.
GG: Luckily it was thwarted by a certain cat who shall remain nameless.
TG: hehehe oh man
TG: god cat
TG: bbf
TG: *good
TG: *bff
TG: *no wait
TG: *god wuz right
TG: fuckit
TG: *both spellins r true

Subiect: Re: Citate preferate? Vin Mai 25, 2012 1:50 am

În sfârşit cineva care mă-nţelege I love you

uu: I HAVE NO TASTE FOR PuMPKINS. OR ANY HORRID VEGETABLE MATTER.
uu: MEAT OR CANDY. THAT'S WHAT'S GOOD. THE GAME IS OVER.

Also...
uu: AH. BuT THEIR TAWDRY ROMP IS FAR FROM OVER.
uu: JANE HAS HAD A LITTLE TOO MuCH CAKE TO EAT.
uu: PERHAPS HER HuMAN TuMMY NEEDS A RuB?
Is that... is that a SquidBiscuit reference? Mi-e frică ;__; *se ascunde sub birou*

-edit-
'kay, bag prea multe citate. Da' vreau să le am undeva.
DAVE: (arent you magic or something)
DAVE: (are you still magic or is your superpower now just talking a lot and wearing orange)

KANAYA: (Whats Liquor)
DAVE: (SHIT)
DAVE: (oh god i never get used to how quietly troll vampires sneak around)
KANAYA: (What Are We Talking About Here)
DAVE: (liquor is booze you drink it and it makes you fall down and slur words and understand sports)
DAVE: (and apparently snore like an off road motorcycle)
ROXY: lol snork ;D

Subiect: Re: Citate preferate? Vin Iun 01, 2012 11:36 pm

Cred că Roxy ar fi primul om beat care m-ar face să râd de-a binelea (too bad she's not real) .

TG: all i know is shes banking on us doing this and if she needs us to do this than its got to be to make somethin fucking hoorible happen
TG: * horbible
TG: * whore bible
TG: ^ bullseye

TG: f yeah
TG: i so gonked your gaurds jane
GG: ...
GG: Did you gank them when my gourd was down?
TG: * yes
TG: * yes i did exectly that
TG: snatched ur patch sucka!!!!!!

Rose can say the weirdest shit in the weirdest, formal/old way possible.

ROSE: (What should I make of the fact that the phallic imagery you've selected is not only inexpensive, but is administered freely and mirthfully to other expecting fathers?)
ROSE: (Or that the object standing in for the phallic symbol is something you're proposing to throw at our mother's head!)

When UU gets angry, she curses you politely :

UU: I HATE YOU. JUST SOD RIGHT OFF TO HELL, PLEASE.