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Milcşeic Buşeu a scris:

Dell a scris:

Milcşeic Buşeu a scris:

Dell a scris:

mermaidjohndave a scris:

Dell a scris:

mermaidjohndave a scris:

teasing

wanna sext
i'll show u some

love me or hate me bet you wanna fuck me
vino-n codru la isvorul
care tremura in prund

scoate-ti pula şi îndeas-o
în al meu fabulos fund

Dar e o sirenă, nu are organe genitale...

nu ştii nimic, malk

Păi cum eliberează gameţii?

Are un orificiu în coadă? Sau coada îi pula? D:

am spus deja prea multe

Milcşeic Buşeu a scris:

Are un orificiu în coadă? Sau coada îi pula? D:

All fish reproduce sexually. In sexual reproduction, a sperm unites with an egg in a process called fertilisation. The fertilised egg develops into a new individual. In almost all fish species, males produce sperm and females produce eggs. In a few species, the same individual produces both sperm and eggs.
The eggs of most fish are fertilised outside the female's body. A female releases her eggs into the water at the same time that a male releases his sperm. Some sperm come in contact with some of the eggs, and fertilisation takes place. This process is called external fertilisation. The entire process during which eggs and sperm are released into the water and the eggs are fertilised is called spawning. Almost all bony fish reproduce in this way.


...Deci una tre' să se slobozească pe ouăle celeilalte?

Muflă a scris:

Milcşeic Buşeu a scris:

Are un orificiu în coadă? Sau coada îi pula? D:

All fish reproduce sexually. In sexual reproduction, a sperm unites with an egg in a process called fertilisation. The fertilised egg develops into a new individual. In almost all fish species, males produce sperm and females produce eggs. In a few species, the same individual produces both sperm and eggs.
The eggs of most fish are fertilised outside the female's body. A female releases her eggs into the water at the same time that a male releases his sperm. Some sperm come in contact with some of the eggs, and fertilisation takes place. This process is called external fertilisation. The entire process during which eggs and sperm are released into the water and the eggs are fertilised is called spawning. Almost all bony fish reproduce in this way.


...Deci una tre' să se slobozească pe ouăle celeilalte?

Ok, deci sirena nu e un mamifer. Dar cum s-ar fute? Ceea ce mi-a adus aminte de un cântec:
"Îmi place o sirenă
Dar nu pot face sex cu ea
Căci nu are vagin
Dar miroase de parc-ar avea"

Milcşeic Buşeu a scris:

Muflă a scris:

Milcşeic Buşeu a scris:

Are un orificiu în coadă? Sau coada îi pula? D:

All fish reproduce sexually. In sexual reproduction, a sperm unites with an egg in a process called fertilisation. The fertilised egg develops into a new individual. In almost all fish species, males produce sperm and females produce eggs. In a few species, the same individual produces both sperm and eggs.
The eggs of most fish are fertilised outside the female's body. A female releases her eggs into the water at the same time that a male releases his sperm. Some sperm come in contact with some of the eggs, and fertilisation takes place. This process is called external fertilisation. The entire process during which eggs and sperm are released into the water and the eggs are fertilised is called spawning. Almost all bony fish reproduce in this way.


...Deci una tre' să se slobozească pe ouăle celeilalte?

Ok, deci sirena nu e un mamifer. Dar cum s-ar fute? Ceea ce mi-a adus aminte de un cântec:
"Îmi place o sirenă
Dar nu pot face sex cu ea
Căci nu are vagin
Dar miroase de parc-ar avea"

hai sa ne consultam cu un blog ask eridan

Yo look what ive got from dana

Dell, you should combine my shirt with Dana's shirt.

Darkkyful a scris:

Dell, you should combine my shirt with Dana's shirt.

how

Darkkyful a scris:

Dell, you should combine my shirt with Dana's shirt.

Hmmm...well thats interesting.

God,azi mi-am luat o gramada de chestii useless,printre care se aflaaaaaaa, o lumanare parfumata pe al carei ambalaj scria ":Cherub flavour", i was like wut... "*proccessing*...Hell yes I'm buying this". And now my whole room smells like Calliope and Caliborn. -EDIT- Am gresit topic'ul whoops.

Muuflã, albu' ãsta e inestetic, fã-mã LE.

Dell a scris:

Muuflã, albu' ãsta e inestetic, fã-mã LE.

*sigh*

God,intr-un final mi-am recapatat PC'ul, so look Dell, I made this for you :

si original trebuia sa fie aceasta "pictura" minunata intitulata "Dell the Grand Pimp", dar n-as fi avut timp s-o termin, gomen .

Dr.Pickle a scris:

God,intr-un final mi-am recapatat PC'ul, so look Dell, I made this for you :

si original trebuia sa fie aceasta "pictura" minunata intitulata "Dell the Grand Pimp", dar n-as fi avut timp s-o termin, gomen .

pical ur the best te ador

GANGSTA DELL