Zodiac shit

guys uneori mai gasesc lucruri despre zodii si imi place sa imi imaginez trolii in situatiile astea.... Dar in aceelasi timp sunt atat de exacte.... so fucking me .... si uneori mi se pare ca si voua vi se potrivesc but idk.... voi va cunoasteti mai bine 0.0

The signs roleplaying
ARIES: Reply alreadyyyyy I’m getting super impatient!


TAURUS: Wait what happened what did I miss?

GEMINI: I will never reply less than what my partner replies.. It is a sacred vow I swear to hono- oh no. *tags that they’re sorry*

CANCER: No no nope oh god feels are taking over me no I don’t wanna oh god oh god I cannot

LEO: Ask box memes ask box memes yeah I just love ask box memes.

VIRGO: Somebody reblogged as link *eyes twitch and lies down to ponder about humanity*

LIBRA: Gotta get my character in a good ship quick!

SCORPIO: Hey wanna smut?

SAGITTARIUS: *bad jokes in supposedly angsty scenes*

CAPRICORN: *writes 4 paragraph replies to 5 line starts*

AQUARIUS: I can’t control my character! They never listen!

PISCES: They didn’t reply to me in like 5 minutes what if they hated me why did they abandon me?

"Cries in a corner because so fucking true."

Zodiac senpais

ARIES: Godamm, I said I didn’t like you I’ll never notice you go away. THIS DOESN’T COUNT AS NOTICING, PEASANT.


Is this you Dark?

Madotsuki a scris:

Zodiac senpais

ARIES: Godamm, I said I didn’t like you I’ll never notice you go away. THIS DOESN’T COUNT AS NOTICING, PEASANT.


Is this you Dark?

This is dark, yes.
Mai pune chestii 8D.

"Cries even more because just did this to someone irl."

The signs meeting their long lost twin
ARIES: Fight me to prove yourself worthy
(I have a feeling this is also Dark)

"Cries and rolls on the floor because so true."

Madoooooooooo, găseşte-mi şi mie .

Şi mie Sunt o balanţă atipică, tho'. N-am idee dacă o să se potrivească. Da' tot vreau.

Okay Sagetator uite:


Zodiac Signs Late for School
Sagittarius:“So I saw this giant snake in the middle of the road… It was thiiissss big. But not to worry, I OWNED it. i killed it with one punch!” (And the worst liar award goes to…)
Zodiac senpai
SAGITTARIUS: Oh, well I don’t love you, so I guess we can just go play laser tag or somethin’. Yeah?

omg de ce nu am dat copy paste la toate *se duce iar pe tumblr si cauta*

The signs meeting their long lost twin


ARIES: Fight me to prove yourself worthy
TAURUS: Nope. Nope. I can’t. Nope.
GEMINI: We’re gonna have so much fun *sly smile*
CANCER: OH MY GOD. W-why did us, as family, have to be separated in the first place? It’s so horrible! My twin…*emotional breakdown*
LEO: *gasp* So now I’m not the best looking anymore. I’m one of the best looking… .
VIRGO: *freezes*
LIBRA: WHAT IS THIS YOU’RE NOT EVIL ARE YOU OR MAYBE YOU’RE JUST FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION AND YOU WANT TO KNOW WHATS UP
SCORPIO: Is this some sort of elaborate prank…?
SAGITTARIUS: *pokes* What.
CAPRICORN: I don’t believe you until we test our genes
AQUARIUS: THIS IS SO AWESOME ASKFJDKJFHK
PISCES: *faints*
Zodiac Signs Late for School
Aries: “My alarm clock was broken. Yup, it’s old, so it’s broken now. I’ll fix it.”

Taurus: “I lost a penny, so I had to look for it everywhere!”

Gemini:“Someone told me there’s no school today. Don’t ask who.”

Cancer:“My…dog was sick?”

Leo:“A little kid was bullied so I had to defend him! I had to defend JUSTICE”

Virgo:“I forgot my math notebook at home so I had to get it…”

Libra:“Well I’m sick, achoo, but at least I’m still at school”

Scorpio:“I’m late. Deal with it”

Sagittarius:“So I saw this giant snake in the middle of the road… It was thiiissss big. But not to worry, I OWNED it. i killed it with one punch!” (And the worst liar award goes to…)

Capricorn:“I stayed up soooo late studying yesterday” And that’s not even a lie

Aquarius:“Well I saw a rock. And I wanted to examine that rock. It could be a special rock.”

Pisces: “I saw a spooky looking rock, and I was scared. It looked so spooky.”
Zodiac senpais
ARIES: Godamm, I said I didn’t like you I’ll never notice you go away. THIS DOESN’T COUNT AS NOTICING, PEASANT.

TAURUS: Look, I don’t like you. I like that other girl that sells slushies near the school. If I buy you a slushie could we remain normal friends?

GEMINI: I’m only gonna break- break your break- break your heart Look, kouhai, I’m willing to give you a chance. But it’s not guaranteed that I’ll stay :)

CANCER: Oh, uh, I don’t know, if you really like me then, uh… I don’t know okay? *blushes* Why do you like meeee

LEO: I’m way too good for you *flips hair*

VIRGO: There’s a chance, but just stop pestering me. It lowers your luck with me.

LIBRA: B-butI have this other kouhai too…oh my god, who to choose…

SCORPIO: *glare* If you get any closer I will cut you

SAGITTARIUS: Oh, well I don’t love you, so I guess we can just go play laser tag or somethin’. Yeah?

CAPRICORN: No *walks away looking down*

AQUARIUS: *literally does not notice you and walks right pass*

PISCES: Oh noez what will I do I don’ wanna hurt your feeling weh well I guess I could like go on a date or two if that makes you feel better I swear I’m not worth having a kouhaiiii

holy crap .w. I'm not like that, am I? -is kind of lacking confidence-
(se potriveste mai mult ce-i la ascendent >>)

Ce ascendent ai? v w v

Darkkyful a scris:

Ce ascendent ai? v w v

karkat, that's one more reason to cosplay as him

Ahahaha.
Si eu am ascendent in Karkat. c:

-epic stare-
there's so many of us .w. (ma refer, sunt destule persoane pe care le stiu si au ascendent in rac)

Zi-mi ce ţi se potriveşte, Muflă.

Deenah a scris:

Zi-mi ce ţi se potriveşte, Muflă.

You hate conflict
Yyyeah, dar mai am momente când sar la ceartă (vezi trezitul prea devreme)
You can see the character of a person pretty quickly
Nope, nu mă pricep deloc la oameni.
You're a people person
ASdfbwaahahahahahahhahaha
You love everything about love
...ă?
You know how to pamper yourself
A trebuit să caut "pamper" pă Google. Sssslightly true.
You can relate to any side of a situation
Yep.

?

Deenah a scris:

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1. True
2. Hmmmm idk, nimănui nu-i place să facă asta, da' am învăţat să fiu mereu sinceră şi asta m-a scos dintr-o grămadă de rahaturi chiar dacă unora nu le place...
3. Mmmmnu ştiu ce să spun.
4. So. Fucking. True.
5.